Ho ho ho!
I’m really scraping the bottom of the shit stain that is mankind with this rant. This time I’ve taken the time to discuss some of the things in my life that piss me off, and I’m sure this is a general resent shared by the majority of the world, unless you’re stupid or a smug little bastard. If you are either I suggest you stop reading here because... Well... This rant is basically a collaboration of me insulting your mother over and over again until I get tired and move on to common analogies that indirectly cause the same effect. Okay? So, that’s the disclaimer for this rant, I hope you read that really quickly to set the mood!

Basically there are three things in life that piss me off, and while I’d say that most things piss me off in some manner, like how sugar tick me off for the aching in my teeth, I usually overlook these because they are part of the everyday life. However, these three things piss me off every stinking time I come across it, regardless of the person or the form it’s in. You might be surprised to know that stupidity is not on the list. Well, some people can’t help it, like handicapped people or young people so it’s actually okay in some cases hence why it’s not on the list. However, the first person that calls me inconsistent for excluding qualities I usually abhor and rant about will earn a place on my list, instantly!

So, the first thing that pisses me off is crossing the God damned line! This includes such things as pushing personal boundaries, religious and political messages and other forms of actions that are simply over the top. A very personal rendition of this are my own distant relatives, a bunch of mindless twats who rely on God for everything and actually take the time to insult everyone who does not accept Jesus as they drink, swear and abuse the name of God, opposed to what is allowed through Christian belief. That pisses me off! I’ve met several religious people in my time, and while I consider religion to be a soliloquy of retardation and the bible to be a long ass poem of submission propaganda, I respect others choice to believe in it. However, what I simply cannot condone is these peoples’ relentless struggle to win the asshole of the year competition by force feeding me messages of Jesus. I don’t believe in it; get over it and move on. But then what happens? You get into a long ass discussion as to why I should believe in their religion, and why they are better than others. That part of religion can fuck itself up the ass with a syringe and inject itself with crack until it is brain dead!
I’m a supporter of faith, I’ve supported many religious people through tough times and one even insisted on blessing me which apparently plays out similar to a knighting. But that’s fine! Those people weren’t obnoxious pigs who couldn’t stand difference, they sided with God as a guide, as they probably were in desperate need of one, and they exercised true wisdom so I learned a lot from them. But then what happened? I visited my aunt, and instantly got a screaming desire to shoot myself and every Christian in the room when she compared me to Jesus, pointing out my flaws as a human being – What the fuck is that shit?! Religious people should not talk to me unless they can accept that I think Religion is a piece of moldy shit! Faith I like, but Religion never contributed to anything else than death!

Another thing on that subject is patriotism, where I don’t even need a rant to state my point. Patriotism amplifies racism you morons! Being a patriot and saying “I’m not racist” is bullshit; it’s a complete contradiction! Be proud of your origin, but don’t make a fuss out of it! Idiots!

The second thing that pisses me off is the growing lack of individuality and the connection thereof. By that I do not address people’s hair, their looks or even their personality. No, what I address is the compliments of the beholder. All my life I’ve suffered this sort of treatment when I was always addressed in the weight or contrast of someone else. Like how I was more mature than my classmates, instead of simply being mature, or how I was different to the rest, instead of just being me. This has led me to loathe personal comparisons, and while I’m not much of a competitive guy I do approve of challenging someone for good fun. Hell, I challenge people all the time, I’m a sucker for debates and can be biased on certain things and like to share my opinion. But then, I’m not actually seeing a win/lose situation; everyone wins regardless since we get an insight of someone else’s opinion!
While I use comparisons to joke a lot, I do not actually look at someone and then compare them to another to be able to grade them for their lack of individuality. It’s like if I were to get a girlfriend and then grade her F for fail because her boobs were too small or she wasn’t dressing enough of a slut. It’s a fucking insult and I’d sooner find myself single than with an abomination to personality.
A very good example of this is the mod wars on DQ. This is something I hold no interest in, as I’ve seen a good amount of members compare several mods and admins, even members and so on. The whole “Nominate a user” thing sort of conflicted with my views on this but it’s all in good fun and really, since everyone on DQ is unique to say the least, the choices of who wins each class should be scarcely different altogether. Not to say that I didn’t hate the “Best user” class because it focuses on the personality and other subjects that creates a distinct difference between people, exactly what makes us unique. When taking all that and deciding which unique aspect is better than the others, to be honest, it pissed me off. So, in my defence, I didn’t pick who I believed the best user, I picked someone who I believed contributed a lot to the site and that happened to be Tawl, as I remember it.
Speaking of Tawl, what the hell is up with comparing me and Tawl, anyway? It’s like we’re candidates in a presidential election. I guess I ask for it with acting as Tawl’s rival but in all honesty, that’s just good fun. Because, if you allow the vanity in the sense, both him and I are on a high level of sophistication and I love to challenge him. Just because we have a common quality doesn’t mean we’re alike and does not mean we’re subjects for people’s stupid games! I don’t know about Tawl but I couldn’t give shit who you like more, because when you judge who is better as a person, you lose my respect and should be shot in the fucking back! I don’t care if you think it’s a compliment, knock it the fuck off. I’m me and I’m freaking awesome!

So final we get to number three, and this is something that pisses the shit out of me!
“I’m in pain so I must maim everyone to make them care!”

GROW THE FUCK UP! I don’t give a flying shit if you cry blood when you get sad; you’re not going to make it better by abusing the role as a victim in order to get my attention. Believe me; I will not cut you any slack! I have family members who does this, past girlfriends abused this beyond the laws of physics, and some friends does it constantly! While I go easy on them sometimes, like if they are just having a bad day and pinch the border of my patience a bit, usually whenever they say that they want to die, I cock a fucking gun and count to three; bang, you’re dead! If they want to die so badly that they constantly bother me about it, I’m inclined to just buy them a fucking weapon and watch them shoot themselves. If they don’t pull the God damned trigger, they don’t want to die and should stop wasting my fucking time!

There, three things that wind me up to no end and man did it feel good to write this piece of do-do. I hope you enjoyed it, I hope you learned something from it, whatever that may be, and I hope you’ll look forward to my next rant =P

-Victory