The Deletion Quality novel has been submitted into the Writing section and will continue to appear in there, so no more reading off the forum. Go check it out, if you haven't already and stay tunned for coming chapters

Hi folks.

Just a quick update to let you know that all the submissions to the birhday card contest have been put at a page under more. Find it here:

http://deletionquality.net/cards

And while we're at it I'd want to thank you all for contributing!
-Oscar

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TheOnlyHorse!

Congratulations!!! I will contact you later tonight. Untill then, Have a nice day.

No worries people, all your cards will be up on a special page for viewing.

Indee-dideli-o, there's a new article to sink your teeth into in the writing section. Forgive the delay but Oscar decided that proofreading the thing really slowly, like a word per week, was a geniunely good idea so if you were anxiously waiting for it, and I'm ready to shoot myself if anyone was*, then Oscar's house is the one you'd want to bomb with hundreds of eggs and smarties.

Yeah, I've taken the time to write a long ass rant about some of the cliques on DeletionQuality. As a disclaimer - THIS IS A JOKE! Get a backbone and, guys, grow some testacles! Though, if you're going to complain, you better hope you haven't grown a pair when I kick you in the nuts

If you still don't have a clue where to find the writing section, and I pitty you, I'll make it exceedingly easy for you by saying... CLICK HERE DUMBASS!

Enjoy!

*Victory will not actually shoot himself. Shooting Victory might cause earthquakes, 40 years of darkness, Gigli to loop endlessly on all channels, the internet to fail and a worldwide female depression!

... And possibly death.

I think I speak for everyone when I say "Happy birthday!". Only one more year and you can buy liquor legally in Sweden! Now you even got a job going for yourself. We are so proud of you Oscar. I even made you this birthday card:



HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU ARE MY FRIEND, SOULMATE, CAPTAIN, FÜHRER, SOLDIER, GANGSTER, LOVER, CAREKEEPER AND PET!
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We will also have a competition which you can check out here,The contest is about making Oscar a nice birthday card. Oscar will then later pick his favorite card and the winner will get a $25 gift certificate to Amazon.com or a product of equal value.
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I have the original doodle aswell on a paper if you like to see it.
Congrats once again!